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Do-It-Yourself Bukowski Multiple Choice Poem by Steve de France
i am sitting on
A. the crapper
B. a bottle of muscatel
C. my dead white ass
D. other
when the landlady barges into my room
looking to
A. get laid
B. have a drink
C. collect the rent
D. other
she is wearing a dirty slip and i can see her
A. unshaved bush
B. vericose veins
C. raging cellulite
D. other
she bends over and grabs
A. my rock hard shaft
B. my limp dick
B. my petrified pecker
C. other
i give it to her on the
A. crapper
B. roach infested carpet
C. wine soaked couch
D. other
i slam it to her like
A. pneumatic jack hammer
B. a dog in heat
C. a cop clubbing a negro in harlem
D. other
she wails like a
A. factory whistle
B. tijuana whore
C. cop car on the way to doughnut store
D. other
when it is over she
A. throws my ass out
B. smiles and says she’ll be back later
C. drinks my muscatel while sitting on the crapper
D. other
i stare out bloodshot eyes at the mean streets of L.A.
and think about
A. what a pecker-driver i am
B. the # 8 horse running at hollywood park
C. writing a poem about mozart and my dick
D. other