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Dear myself in the future, I can’t believe I am actually replying to this letter. In fact, if all the events described in your letter hadn’t transpired exactly the way they written, I would have laughed you off. But who ever you are, you’ve got some creativity. If, in fact, you are me in the future, I have no need to explain what transpired after class. I guess the young lady was going to die in a fiery car crash or something if I didn’t stop it, and she showed up for class the following Thursday fine. So I guess your mission was a success. By the way, if you are sending the letter through time, then why do they have a return address and the proper postage, and why isn’t the stamp, like, a hologram or something? Isn’t the future supposed to be all cool like that? And anyways, if you have the power to send letters through time, then why are you so concerned with some girl you had class with in the past? Can’t you stop like the Kennedy assassination or the Hindenburg or something? Anyways, I’m sending this letter to the return address, so I hope it stands the test of time, or whoever this is gets a good laugh out of it. Best wishes,
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